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		<title>Worst. Sound. Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just close your eyes and imagine your Uncle Fred in the bathroom trying to pass that kidney stone&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Man Steal Own Bike, Doesn&#8217;t Get Caught</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is kinda like an Onion article in real life. I do like the power tool version though.]]></description>
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		<title>Drag Race, Extreme Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You really do have to give the style points to the plane.]]></description>
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		<title>Tickle Me Elmo?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when parents are sleep-deprived and have a video camera. Nothing good can come from that situation (except this video).]]></description>
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		<title>First Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure which is stranger, the giving birth sounds or the just born sounds. Either way, I think I just crossed a line by sharing this video&#8230;my bad.]]></description>
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		<title>Bromancing the Stone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never go lower back.]]></description>
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		<title>Note to Self&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;don&#8217;t fall asleep next to Splash Mountain. Or, what I think actually happened, don&#8217;t fall asleep in your stroller and then have your asshole parents park you in the one spot that gets drenched every 60 seconds just to take &#8230; <a href="http://www.sebbylite.com/2012/note-to-self-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Moves Like Jagger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cute]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m torn between saying that this kid reminds me of most drunk grandpa&#8217;s that you see dancing at weddings&#8230;and me on any given weekend night. I&#8217;m leaning more towards me (but not as cute).]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Be Honest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds like a pretty good setup to me. Sometimes honesty really is the best policy!]]></description>
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		<title>Definitive Dub-Step How-To</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 01:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#8217;t make the music any better, but at least now I understand a little more about what is going on&#8230;]]></description>
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