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I still have no idea how to embed youtube videos into my blog, so I’ll just add this link here:

Craziest Night - Nerds.

Ok, so first you should watch this video:

Power Thirst.

Next, you should watch this video:

Gay Power Thirst.

And finally, you should watch this video:

Dramatic Chipmunk.

That’s all from me for now.

That’s right, I just finished watching Benchwarmers (with David Spade, Rob Schneider, and Napoleon Dynamite [I would write his real name, but no one would have any idea who I’m talking about]), and it was without a doubt the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen. The plot was horrible (not to mention more tired than an octogenarian after 4pm), the actors were annoying*, and the cliched bullies were uninspired to say the least.

That being said, I laughed my ass off at the movie. There were so many one-liners, bad jokes, and other physical comedy that I couldn’t help but enjoy watching The Benchwarmers. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll never watch it again, I’m just saying that I don’t think that the last two hours of my life were a complete waste.

*I have to admit that I hate David Spade. He grates on me in ways that I can’t even begin to explain, starting with his voice, following through with his style of humor, and ending any time he has a mustache. I’m not a fan. I’m not a fan of Napoleon Dynamite either, the movie or the actor. Maybe it’s because I grew up in Idaho, and the movie hit a little too close to home. Whatever. Although I will say that this is the first movie I’ve seen with Rob Schneider where I’ve actually enjoyed his role.

In honor of our recent snow days, and because I think it’s funny:

Winter Is Coming (don’t worry, it’s not dinosaur porn, or anything like that).

Why I don’t spend time in the ocean…

What can I say, the oceans of this world hate me, and this is just one of many reasons why I don’t spend my free time in the water.

Thanks to JV World

mentos + diet coke

The one question I have is this: what’s up with the hyena laughing in the background?

See the Couchbike. You can also see the couchbike in action here (8.3 MB).

I’m finding it hard to resist making some sort of joke concerning Canadians, Norwegians, the police, and a couch on wheels. Suffice to say that I am not surprised that this happened in Canada (honestly, if it had happened in the US, the couch would have been motorized. Oh wait, that already happened), nor am I surprised that the police never once made them move the couch off the road (how long do you think it would be before the couch was towed in Los Angeles? or before the riders were ticketed for not wearing helmets in Seattle?). I’m just disappointed that a fellow Norwegian was mixed up in all of this. So much for “ancestral pride”.

I recently found the “Garden State” weblog, which is authored by Zach Braff himself. And I have to say that I am disappointed in the human race.

First off, Zach’s posts are alright, even though they do violate a couple different rules of blogging (don’t frigging apologize to people in a post about not posting stuff. Just post stuff!). The thing that really bugs me are the comments. Each time Zach posts, he gets anywhere from 800-3600 comments. What do people say? Do they have anything to say regarding what he just posted? Nope, not really. They just schmooze. The only reason that they post is that this is someone who is famous, and they want their 15 seconds of fame by posting on his site.

Secondly, I’m not trying to slam Zach Braff. I think that he’s an awesome actor, writer, and director. Scrubs is the only show that I watch on TV (and if you took a bastard step-child of JD and the Janitor, you would have me), Garden State was a pretty sweet movie, and I really enjoy all the other work that he has done/is doing.

Check out this Beer Commercial

I have to admit that I’m not a big Heinieken fan (up to and including not being able to spell Heinikin correctly, or even giving a damn enough to look it up), but I may have to try one because of this viral.

I know that one of the guys is a “professional” breakdancer (the guy that looks like Wolverine), but I don’t know who everyone else is in the video. If anyone knows, let me in on the secret. I’d be interested in seeing more of their work. I’d also be interested in knowing what the name of the song is that is playing during the clip. Again, if you know, let me in.

If you want to see more ridiculous breakdancing videos, check these out:
B-Boy Junior aka Buana - plain a simple, he is an absurd specimen of human being.
Another clip with Buana - the funny thing is that Buana ended up taking second or third in this competition. It would be pretty awesome to see more of the guy that ended up first.
And a series of bodybuilders doing “the Robot” here and here.