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	<description>All the Flavor, Half the Fat</description>
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		<title>That Just Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 09:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went for a hike this weekend (and ran into about 6 feet of snow that I was not expecting at all), and as hikers will do I started talking to this couple who was going up as I was coming down. They asked me about trail conditions and if they were on the right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ninja Report!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 02:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a semi-conversation with a co-worker the other day about death. And by semi-conversation, I mean this: Co-worker: The ninja report* is going to be the death of me yet. Me: Really? I&#8217;m pretty sure road rage is going to be what gets me. Admittedly my comment was completely off the cuff. But as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vegas, Quick and Dirty</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I am entirely too tired to give a detailed description of the events of the last 62 hours, so I&#8217;ll give you the quick and dirty and fill in the details later&#8230; I got into town around 9:30 on Friday, and met up with about half the team in our hotel room. Since most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baller</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I play a lot of pick-up basketball at the gym I go to, mostly because I can&#8217;t really see a game and not play in it. But also because I love playing basketball and I feel good during and after playing. The gym I play at has a pretty good game too. Usually there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake the Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know so many people that need one of these. I remember I was in charge of making sure that my brother woke up for school while we were growing up. Yes, my older brother, the one that is supposed to be more responsible, blah blah blah. Basically he wouldn&#8217;t even use the snooze button, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dream Blog 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just remembered a bit of a dream I had last night, and I wanted to share it with y&#8217;all. Mostly because it was a pretty sweet dream, and I think it will make a good story to tell (and also because I&#8217;ve slightly been heckled into posting by someone who will remain nameless). Basically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darwin Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this online today (of course I didn&#8217;t copy down where I got it, so I can&#8217;t give due where due is credit), and had to share it. Mostly because it sounds like something that I would think about doing, but chicken out because of the exact reason that actually happened. Does that mean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Saga Continues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve told this story so many times that I don&#8217;t know who knows what, who doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on, and who doesn&#8217;t care. So I&#8217;ll try to keep it short and to the point. We made an offer to our landlord asking for half of July&#8217;s rent prorated for all the crap we&#8217;ve put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moving Day Sucksass: Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There came a point in my moving experience where I was taking a break, and thinking about all the shit that has happened over the last couple of days, and I didn&#8217;t understand why I wasn&#8217;t pissed off. I mean, there was definitely plenty of opportunity to get angry at all the different problems that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retard Dog Loves Snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I probably haven&#8217;t told you this, since I haven&#8217;t had the opportunity of late, but my Retard Dog really loves snow. Why haven&#8217;t I had the opportunity? Well, because I live in Seattle, and it doesn&#8217;t snow in Seattle. Wait, then where did this picture come from? Truth to tell, this was taken not ten [...]]]></description>
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