1) if you give me any more of that Alpo crap, I’m going to rub my harbl all over your toothbrush.
2) yes Timmy, you would get more action without that bowl cut.
3) you do realize that I’m not actually a girl dog, right?
4) hey! My water bowl is empty and the toilet is full of that blue gunk, a little help here?!?
5) bark! Bark bark! Bark! Growl!
6) seriously, grandpa did fall down the well again.
7) I’m just saying, if the ranger tells you that there is a mad cougar on the loose, and you go out looking for him, you’re on your own.
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