Things Lassie Was Really Trying to Tell Timmy

1) if you give me any more of that Alpo crap, I’m going to rub my harbl all over your toothbrush.
2) yes Timmy, you would get more action without that bowl cut.
3) you do realize that I’m not actually a girl dog, right?
4) hey! My water bowl is empty and the toilet is full of that blue gunk, a little help here?!?
5) bark! Bark bark! Bark! Growl!
6) seriously, grandpa did fall down the well again.
7) I’m just saying, if the ranger tells you that there is a mad cougar on the loose, and you go out looking for him, you’re on your own.

iPhones Are Awesome

So it turns out that I can blog from my phone. And that is awesome.

Other things I can do from my phone:

  • Find where the nearest smoothie store is located.
  • Stalk people on Facebook (not that I do this!)
  • Never remember another phone number ever again.
  • Keep myself mindlessly occupied with games and the internet.

So as they’ve said in the movies, let’s hope that this is the start of a long and beautiful relationship. Mahalo!

Pics Are Up

Thanksgiving and Christmakkah pictures are finally online. I am also working on the pictures from Doc Brown’s going-away party (aka, Slapurday night). I’ll let you know when those are up…

Oh, and guess who has two thumbs and needs to not go to college parties anymore?

This guy.