What Won’t They Think of Next?
As I sit here and read through my “Patient Education: About Your Surgery Experience”, I can’t help but laugh at how stupid people are. Honestly, does it really need to be said that if you have had a regional anesthetic, then that part of your body will be numb until it wears off? I guess it does.
But this one really got me:
Please do not do any of the following for 24 hours after anesthesia or sleeping medicine: drive, drink alcohol, travel alone, operate machinery, sign any legal papers, be responsible for another person such as a child.
Damn. I guess that will signing won’t get done this week. And that settlement for the class action suit? Not gonna happen. Oh, and those adoptions papers that I was going to sign? Well it looks like I’m just going to be put back to the bottom of the list. And I was going to close on my new house too, but oh well, that can wait for next Monday.
Ah, sarcasm. I love it.