Top 10 Reasons Not To Sleep With Paris Hilton

Posted by Sebastian on January 3, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments
  1. nicky.jpgIt will just end up on the internet anyway.
  2. That damn’d chihuahua.
  3. Nicky Hilton is hotter —>
  4. She’s friends with Britney Spears.
  5. Did I mention that millions will know about it and judge you?
  6. She’ll sing for you
  7. Or worse, make you watch her tv show
  8. Socialite Schmocialite.
  9. You can’t fix stupid.
  10. Wait, Paris doesn’t have sex anymore

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4 Comments.

  1. Hummmmmmmmmmer January 4, 2007 at 9:35 am

    I’d still do it.

  2. Frankie January 6, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    She looks like the Mr. Salty pretzel dude in drag.

  3. lina January 8, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    sebby when the heck are those new years photos going to be up, huh? i need something to brighten my day…

  4. Thomas January 15, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    Nice Hummmmmmmmmmer, by the way, how’s the newborn and your wife?

    Oh, and I wouldn’t do Paris, but I would jump on Nicky like three legged dog chasing a donut down the hill…, er something.

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