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Top 10 Reasons Not To Sleep With Paris Hilton

Filed under: Jokes, Lists — Thomas at 10:31 pm on Wednesday, January 3, 2007
  1. nicky.jpgIt will just end up on the internet anyway.
  2. That damn’d chihuahua.
  3. Nicky Hilton is hotter —>
  4. She’s friends with Britney Spears.
  5. Did I mention that millions will know about it and judge you?
  6. She’ll sing for you
  7. Or worse, make you watch her tv show
  8. Socialite Schmocialite.
  9. You can’t fix stupid.
  10. Wait, Paris doesn’t have sex anymore

4 Comments »

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Comment by Hummmmmmmmmmer

January 4, 2007 @ 9:35 am

I’d still do it.

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Comment by Frankie

January 6, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

She looks like the Mr. Salty pretzel dude in drag.

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Comment by lina

January 8, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

sebby when the heck are those new years photos going to be up, huh? i need something to brighten my day…

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Comment by Thomas

January 15, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

Nice Hummmmmmmmmmer, by the way, how’s the newborn and your wife?

Oh, and I wouldn’t do Paris, but I would jump on Nicky like three legged dog chasing a donut down the hill…, er something.

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