Dumbest. Movie. Ever.
That’s right, I just finished watching Benchwarmers (with David Spade, Rob Schneider, and Napoleon Dynamite [I would write his real name, but no one would have any idea who I’m talking about]), and it was without a doubt the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen. The plot was horrible (not to mention more tired than an octogenarian after 4pm), the actors were annoying*, and the cliched bullies were uninspired to say the least.
That being said, I laughed my ass off at the movie. There were so many one-liners, bad jokes, and other physical comedy that I couldn’t help but enjoy watching The Benchwarmers. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll never watch it again, I’m just saying that I don’t think that the last two hours of my life were a complete waste.
*I have to admit that I hate David Spade. He grates on me in ways that I can’t even begin to explain, starting with his voice, following through with his style of humor, and ending any time he has a mustache. I’m not a fan. I’m not a fan of Napoleon Dynamite either, the movie or the actor. Maybe it’s because I grew up in Idaho, and the movie hit a little too close to home. Whatever. Although I will say that this is the first movie I’ve seen with Rob Schneider where I’ve actually enjoyed his role.