Fall Cleaning

Hmmm, I may have messed up. Then again, I probably didn’t.

I just deleted about 1000 comments that were in moderation because I haven’t been a good and conscientious blogger lately, and have been AWOL from the site. So instead of going through each and every comment like I usually do to find out which ones are actually spam (usually 99.9%), and which ones are real (1 every once in a while), I just deleted them all.

So if you can’t find a comment that you left on the site in the past month, you may need to resubmit it. Sorry. My bad. I’ll do better in the future. Although I may need to implement some sort of captcha monitoring widget so that I don’t have to deal with all this crap anymore. You’ll know it when it happens, because you’ll have to deal with it before you can post. And by you, I mean Frankie, Tall, Hums, and Swamp-Thing, the only people who actually read this blog anymore (if they even do).

And it isn’t like I don’t have stuff to post. I do. I’ve just been busy trying to catch up on sleep instead of posting new material. Again, my bad.

Things You Are Better At When Drunk

  • Bowling.
  • Dancing.
  • Flirting.
  • Giving your boss his/her yearly evaluation.
  • Yelling.
  • Drinking.
  • Texting.
  • Most forms of communication.
  • Tipping.
  • Cow-tipping.

Power Thirst

Ok, so first you should watch this video:

Power Thirst.

Next, you should watch this video:

Gay Power Thirst.

And finally, you should watch this video:

Dramatic Chipmunk.

That’s all from me for now.