Only at the Metrodome, cheap seats are still only $5. Buy now and get your pit pass for free. And remember, you may buy the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge (edge edge edge).
Sorry, I’ve been watching too much tv, and seeing too many demolition derby commercials.
Anyway, here’s this weeks installment of the Sunday Caption Contest. Do your worst.
This years finalist for the Gene Simmons look-a-like contest
“Ahhh, George. Not too much going on upstairs, but he could tie his shoelaces with his tongue…what a man!”
“And then he said ‘I double dog dare you. And, well, you can see how that worked out.’”
“If only we could teach him not to talk, he’d be every woman’s dream!”