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I probably haven’t told you this, since I haven’t had the opportunity of late, but my Retard Dog really loves snow. Why haven’t I had the opportunity? Well, because I live in Seattle, and it doesn’t snow in Seattle.

Wait, then where did this picture come from? Truth to tell, this was taken not ten minutes ago in my front yard. Yes, in Seattle. Yes, it is snowing that much. Yes, the city will be shut down tomorrow. Yes, I am looking forward to it.

I do wonder though, if I have more fun playing in the snow with my dog, of if he has more fun playing in the snow with me? Because I spent the last 45 minutes throwing snowballs for him, and he kept chasing them down. Then we played the Hi-Low game, which he isn’t very good at but I am an old pro*. Then I threw some more snowballs for him, which he either chased, caught, or ate. And the thing is, I’d be more than willing to stay outside and play with him more if 1) my feet weren’t cold. 2) I didn’t have to get up at 5 in the morning to give the appearance that I tried to get to work. And 3) my feet are cold.

Oh, and if anyone cared other than me, I’m back up in the Google rankings for Retard Dog, and if anyone else wanted to link to that story with the words “Retard Dog”, please feel free (as long as it is done tastefully and you let me know in the comments what sites the links are on). I’m also considering a Google Bomb campaign in the near future, but I’m not sure who I want to target, and what I want the “Bomb” to be (Since Anus Chaps is already taken, I’m thinking about targeting Tall Guy with something interesting. Like maybe misunderestimicated).

*The Hi-Low game is when you toss something to a friend in a lob-like manner. Then, when they are looking up at the ball/whatever that you tossed and have their hands raised to catch it, you throw something hard and low in their general crotchal region. It’s a wonderful game, and I highly recommend that you try it at your next work gathering, high school reunion, spa day, or whatnot.