I just wanted to take a second and wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Or any other holiday that you are celebrating at the end of December/beginning of January. I’ve just moved across the lake to Kirkland (to be closer to work, and further from friends-I’ll tell more in a later post), which is why I haven’t been posting much lately. Well, that plus the holidays plus my general lack of creative thought over these past few weeks anyway.
So, in review: Happy Holidays. Maybe this next year will be the year we cure cancer, stop war, end hunger, and solve the over-population problem. Then again, it could just end up being 2007: The Year That Was. To andwer this little question, I went over to iGod to have a chat with the Big Guy/Gal Upstairs. Here’s an excerpt:
Me: are you there god?
God: I don’t know whether or not I am there god. I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: Good to hear. I have some questions about this new year.
God: Do you have any gossip for me? Let’s think of a name for your problem, like “purple”. Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me: Ok, so I have some “purple” about this new year…
God: Hurrah!
Me: OK. So, are we going to solve any of the world’s problems in 2007?
God: It’s all good. Hmm. We are just having a little chat. W.
Me: You are having a little chat with “W”?
God: Doesn’t everyone have a little chat with W. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: I don’t know what to say. Are you telling me that “W” is a robot controlled by you?
God: Makes sense to me.
Me: That does make some sense, now that you mention it.
God: I get it.
Me: So is “W” going to solve the world’s problems, now that he is a robot?
God: It seems we have something in common.
Me: Touche.
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: No, go ahead.
God: OK I will.
Me: Ok then.
God: Hey.
Me: Yes?
God: OK.
As you can see, things disintegrated a little there at the end, but I think that we got the main point: George W. is a robot controlled by God, and he has some big ideas for 2007.
Now I’m really excited for the New Year.
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