Ahhh, Cops
While patrolling a barren stretch of highway, a state trooper was surprised to find a nekid young man tied to a tree. Pulling over, the trooper asked the youth to tell him what happened.
“Well,” he said. “I picked up this hitchhiker, and as soon as he got in he pulled a gun and took my car, wallet and clothes. Then, he did this to me.”
Unzipping his fly, the trooper chuckled, “Son, this just isn’t your day.”