Top 10 Punchlines to Dirty Scottish Jokes
- 10. It took me a fortnight to get out all the thistles
- 9. I didn’t know you could also get wool from them!
- 8. It’s not a bagpipe, but don’t stop playing
- 7. What made you think I was talking about golf?
- 6. I’ve heard of comin’ through the rye – but this is ridiculous!
- 5. Of course she’s served millions – she’s a McDonald
- 4. Oh, so *you’re* Wade Boggs
- 3. Care to shake hands with the Loch Ness monster?
- 2. Who’s burning argyles?
- 1. She’s in the distillery making Johnnie Walker Red
I wish that I could take credit for that one, but I got it here. Enjoy.
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