Well, everyone else has a caption contest, so I want one too. Of course, no one reads my blog, so it may be an exercise in “how-to lower your self esteem” by Sebylite.
Anyway, Caption This:

The only thing I can come up with right now is:
Shut up and get in my truck. You’re going home with me tonight boy.
Hey, who’s the hottie?
My, you look nice in drag Sebs…